dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(via tylerrjayy)

thizzbrwnguy: Hi :)

Hola

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

(via bring-me-in-reverse)

blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

image

(via charm-city-prep)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

(Source: rightshere, via prince-of-desire)